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2011年8月1日星期一

I took this super hot girl home last night from the bar?

-We were going to have sex but her Cooka reeked and now she won't stop calling me (3 times in 2 hours). She's hot but not worth the odor what should I say?You messed up! You should have said "lets do it in the shower" and then all would have been good!



Lets be honest NO ONE smells good after hanging out for a few hours in a bar that is 90 degrees or more then you head outside where it feels like it is over 100 degrees. YOUR JUNK STUNK TOO! ! !



The beauty of a shower takes care of the hot summer days!Drill this into your head...If you take them home they DON'T need your number.



Save yourself future pain by knowing the rules of one night stands.





Edit for Bingo..If it smells like fish she has BV which gets passed on to your next "conquest". If it smells like anything, it should smell like clean, fresh, v-j-j.
What kinda stink are we talking here? Follow the golden rule if it applies, if it smells like fish, make it a dish. Smells like cologne...LEAVE THAT **** ALONE
go for her. u wont get option like this lol.

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