-So I have had my fianc茅 for a year, and we are set to be married in September鈥?She had just moved in with me a little over a week ago鈥?
Now, I have a dog, which I spoil rotten鈥?He basically runs the house鈥?Now, she knows this, and thinks it鈥檚 cute that I spoil him and give him people food as treats, and let him watch animal planet all day鈥?
Well, the other day, he was a good boy, so I asked my fianc茅 to fix him his favorite treat鈥?Peanut Butter and Jelly鈥?And I also explained that he would only eat it if it is on white bread, cut in fours with the crust removed鈥?br>
Well, I get a call from her frantic that the dog bit her and has been growling at her鈥?So I rush home from work, and when I get there, I see the PB&J in the bowl WITH CRUST on WHEAT bread鈥?And to top it off, she had the news on instead of Animal Planet鈥?br>
So I was like, no wonder why he bit you鈥?You brought it upon yourself鈥?Well, she got mad鈥?br>
How can I explain that this is HER FAULT because if she prepared the food the way I instructed this never would have happened? Why doesn鈥檛 she get it?I think you should tell her that she needs to listen to you because when your married listening is very important and if she cant make a peanut butter and jelly sand which cut up and on white bread i don't know how she is going to do something very important
Try treating your fiance with some respect otherwise youll be marrying your dog in sept
YOU ARE SO WEIRD
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