I would like to marry my horse.?

-This way I can claim him as an exemption on my income tax return and pay lower taxes.

While some of you may think that would be a fake marriage, There is nothing fake about him being a dependant. His upkeep and expenses are costing me a fortune.

If I was a lesbian and living with a girl who is a student with no money of income, I could now marry her, and get the tax break for her being my spouse, why can't I do the same with MY Horse?I saw a show like that in Tijuana. Really, As far as I am concerned, If the horse can say I DO at the wedding then go for it. Don't expect alimony when you divorce.



But we all really know why you want to marry him don't we.......
I read about girls and horses on the internet. I think you have to marry him after that.
I love it. I knew it would come to this.
I hear it's legal in Mexico