How do I explain it to my wife that I thought it was the last day?

-before the rapture and that it should have been okay to get some side action once before we go.



I f she buys that story do you think I can pull it off again before the next last day on Earth?





inspiration-http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>"the next last day on earth"



Why the fvck didn't I think of that!!?!?



Genius.It does not make sense that you would commit a sin right before you meet God.



You should tell her that you thought it was the second to last day.



That way you would still have a day to ask for forgiveness before the Rapture.



I think that a better thing to use as an excuse would be that it was the last day before the Hale-Bopp comet came back. And since you were going to commit suicide the next day, you thought you would wup it up a little. Then you need to commit suicide the day after so she will know you were serious.
If she buys that garbage, then tell her you have a heart condition. Every time you get chest pains you also have to "get some" in case it is your last chance.



BTW: Where do you live? What is in the water to have women believe such crap OR you having the belief that she would buy into it. Maybe the rapture did occur & there are only idiots left here on earth (including me for answering here).
If you are a troll: lol, good job, you made a laugh!



If you are serious: I think it says a lot about someone if they choose to spend what they thought as their last day gettin some strange rather than with their loved ones...so enjoy losing your wife.
Do any of you realize that there are no "wives" or sex in heaven? In hell there is no sex either just maybe the desire for it. So depending on your final judgment either you will look across the great divide and see her in the heavenly realm or she will be with you and the decision you made to spend your last day with someone else. How do ya think that will play out for ya? I guess ya could call it hell?
I never understood all that rapture stuff. She probably won't either. Just tell her you have to keep trying until you get it right.



BTW, don't tell Robert I just flushed in Buffalo.
Tell her you had a vision, and the truth was revealed to you.

(use some old english, king james speak, that will help sell it)



If it works, I think you should try it every day.
What has Yahoo Answer become?



...what's wrong with your wife?

Why don't you share your life with her? Instead of a random person?
uh.....*awkward*. kids shouldn't interfere in their parent's marital life.



Anyway, are the sons free on october 21st?
Try it again, and it will be your last day on earth.
All rely on the concept that with contacts, no cheating when it involves contacts...
Is it that serious?